- people: you just want everything to be gay
- me: yes
men who are scared the 18 year old they’re hitting on is really 17 are only concerned for their own safety and boners, not the actual safety of these girls.
did you know that the main reason we have a school lunch program is that in 1946 kids were too underfed to qualify for military service bc i just found that out and am horrified
nobody cares about children’s well being without an ulterior motive
“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” - George Carlin
She was purring like crazy
This is the Caucasus region:
No white Americans, you are not Caucasian.
You learn something new everyday
And Caucasians actually includes 50 different ethnicities from SouthEastern Europe to Northern India. No Anglo Germanic people fall under that. Bye whitey.
[imagines a character in the hands of better writers]
[imagines a scenario in the hands of better writers]
[imagines a whole show and concept in the hands of better writers]